is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think my moral compass just broke
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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