Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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