Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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