Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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