He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My pussy is not your playground.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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