If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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