i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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