There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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