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I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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