Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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