i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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