just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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