are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
