even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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