that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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