Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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