well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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