O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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