You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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