Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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