If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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