I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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