She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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