Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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