If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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