It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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