Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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