He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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