I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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