It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Text me some of your sweat
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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