At least make sure they are 18
Why
okay pat passed out under dana's car
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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