Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
id be glad to
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
