so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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