Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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