honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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