STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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