I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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