I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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