i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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