Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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