We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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