Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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