Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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