How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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