She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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