I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I fill condoms, not promises.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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