ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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