Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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