wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Randomize
