Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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