I have demons in me.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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