I hate your face
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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