You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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