is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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